There's a big difference in asking, 'can you get me a sammich?'. vs. 'Get me a sammich!'
Even Alexa agrees
And so on...
Age 37, Male
Slacker
Was Shit
United Kingdom
Joined on 8/3/03
Posted by Bantrinatious - November 20th, 2023
There's a big difference in asking, 'can you get me a sammich?'. vs. 'Get me a sammich!'
Even Alexa agrees
Posted by Bantrinatious - April 8th, 2023
Never expect to eat three packets of starburst and not have bad guts.
Posted by Bantrinatious - March 1st, 2023
I had to pee,
I had to pee at 2,
Oh what a thing to do.
And it was so yellow.
Posted by Bantrinatious - December 21st, 2022
I don't even know where you'd buy corn flour, in a shop or somet
Posted by Bantrinatious - December 24th, 2019
Ya pants still dry the same on Christmas day!
Merry Christmas!
Posted by Bantrinatious - October 17th, 2008
Have you ever considered when someone says, "they're aren't enough hours in the day", that If there were more hours in the day we'd probably be used to the extra hours; so in theory there could never be enough.
Think about it.
Posted by Bantrinatious - April 16th, 2008
Have you ever been enjoying a nice breeze and then let off a sweet fart only to know it was a totally legitimate fart? That's what I call living.
Posted by Bantrinatious - April 8th, 2008
The sounds of the city seem to be a noise or a ruckus but now and then you get used to them and it's ambient, does this mean your mind becomes a ruckus or do the cold and damp streets downtown become ambient? One should look long and hard for the answer and maybe it'll fix the world...Maybe.
Posted by Bantrinatious - March 31st, 2008
I went to the store today to buy some mesh for my windows only to discover when asking for mesh the employees of the store wouldn't know what it was, I'm beginning to wonder what a world we live in when we cannot buy fine mesh at a discount price.
Posted by Bantrinatious - March 24th, 2008
I'm never quite sure what the difference is between dusk and dawn - dusk is sometimes foggy but other times it isn't and it looks like dawn, how can one be sure it's time for breakfast?