Is it just me that'll stick in an avocado in their shopping, not cause I like em but to class up my poor man's shopping haul
And so on...
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Posted by Bantrinatious - 2 days ago
Is it just me that'll stick in an avocado in their shopping, not cause I like em but to class up my poor man's shopping haul
Posted by Bantrinatious - April 18th, 2025
Just stop thinking they say, yeh yeh easier said than done.
Posted by Bantrinatious - December 12th, 2024
Y'kno why suicides are higher in men?
Because women always halfass the job.
Merry Christmas ya fucks.
Posted by Bantrinatious - August 21st, 2024
You know you getting old af when you be opening a soda bottle thinking... what's gonna twist off, the lid or my wrist?
Posted by Bantrinatious - November 20th, 2023
There's a big difference in asking, 'can you get me a sammich?'. vs. 'Get me a sammich!'
Even Alexa agrees
Posted by Bantrinatious - April 8th, 2023
Never expect to eat three packets of starburst and not have bad guts.
Posted by Bantrinatious - March 1st, 2023
I had to pee,
I had to pee at 2,
Oh what a thing to do.
And it was so yellow.
Posted by Bantrinatious - December 21st, 2022
I don't even know where you'd buy corn flour, in a shop or somet
Posted by Bantrinatious - December 24th, 2019
Ya pants still dry the same on Christmas day!
Merry Christmas!