I had to pee,

I had to pee at 2,

Oh what a thing to do.

And it was so yellow.

I don't even know where you'd buy corn flour, in a shop or somet

Ya pants still dry the same on Christmas day!

Merry Christmas!

Have you ever considered when someone says, "they're aren't enough hours in the day", that If there were more hours in the day we'd probably be used to the extra hours; so in theory there could never be enough.

Think about it.

Have you ever been enjoying a nice breeze and then let off a sweet fart only to know it was a totally legitimate fart? That's what I call living.

The sounds of the city seem to be a noise or a ruckus but now and then you get used to them and it's ambient, does this mean your mind becomes a ruckus or do the cold and damp streets downtown become ambient? One should look long and hard for the answer and maybe it'll fix the world...Maybe.

I went to the store today to buy some mesh for my windows only to discover when asking for mesh the employees of the store wouldn't know what it was, I'm beginning to wonder what a world we live in when we cannot buy fine mesh at a discount price.

I'm never quite sure what the difference is between dusk and dawn - dusk is sometimes foggy but other times it isn't and it looks like dawn, how can one be sure it's time for breakfast?

I discovered yesterday that shoes are made specially for people! I never really thought about it but if they weren't then how would they ever get away with 'if the shoe fits' but thats an if scenario...What if the shoe didn't fit? I will contemplate this over a hot cup of cocoa.

Some people say to me, the day is a new one, but I like to see it diffferent - the day was a new one untill you said that! Don't ask me why but it's like when you think about something too long it loses all meaning.